That is just what the world needs. More sweaty, pimply, meat-beating, bathrobe wearing Jedi goobers running around.
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That is just what the world needs. More sweaty, pimply, meat-beating, bathrobe wearing Jedi goobers running around.
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They thought about it, but those Star Wars freaks make that sh*t in their mother’s basements so it was a no go.
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<—- Makes nothing in his mother’s basement.
good idea. I think they should also come in black so I can walk around pretending to be the Grim Reaper.
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You’re a genius. You should patent that.
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Does it matter if your hands are trapped inside if you have The Power of the Force?
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Jedi demographic lol
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True Jedi know the value of a marketing knock-off and have already purchased a Slanket.
http://www.theslanket.com/index.php?path=the_product
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The ad specifically says you can retrieve a remote or your phone, not a light sabre.
From a safety perspective, no one has stated if the Snuggie is fire retardant or offers any protection against the Dark Side.
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Devil’s Advocate
Snuggies are very impractical for Star Wars geeks…they pin their arms in place and allow them to be mercilessly pummeled by geeks dressed like Klingons.
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Oh fack the friggin’ Jedi.
Give us Sith Lords black ones! Red’s fine, but that’s just for Acolytes!
Sorry Val’s Sith. I can Make you, but you gotta do what I say first. My first assignment for you would be to find Guido. He’s missing and we might need to bail him out of the Dog Pound again.
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It would’ve helped those that enjoy the Star Wars role playing night. Maybe they figured they’d look stupid in brown. *Rolls eyes*.
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Because they didn’t have your marketing genius!
Your talent is being wasted where you are now. Leave that life behind and run away to my trailer park! I will pimp out your brain to pay for my balsa wood chewing habit and keep you liquored up in corn mash made in my BBQ on my carport. (it’s a Weber Grill Master 2000, if that makes a difference?)
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you’re just as bad as i am. giving away all your good invention ideas.
i don’t think jawas or jedis have peek-a-boo buttes tho.
some of those tuscan raiders might tho…
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I don’t know, but I think they should also be sold with little decorator kits so you can personalize them. Then you’d have another "must have" item to send to all your relatives and friends for birthdays, anniversaries and so forth. Wouldn’t that be special?
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